Chinese takeaway always end in that dreaded belly ache and you guessed it, disappointmentWe all look forward to a night in with someone special, ordering
Buying yet another knitted jumper you didn't even needMhm, we have all bee there - I'm always being moaned at for lusting after knitted jumpers or any kind of jumper actually. I always convince myself (I'm convinced right now) that I am in dire need of a new jumper, it's going to get cold damn you.
Watching another Netflix episode at 2am is not a good choiceWe sit there knowing we have to be ready for life at 9am but some how think it's fine to sacrifice our beauty sleep for some life changing event on our favourite tv programme. At 8am however it's a different story; with a coffee clutched to your hand and desperately trying to support those bags under your eyes.
Don't compare yourself to othersWe just cannot grasp this concept can we? It seems impossible in today's society to not compare yourself to that person on Instagram with beautiful objects and a contoured face, that business woman who has it all, your friend on holiday snapchatting away, or that blogger you aspire to be because she has this amazing flat and cacti hanging from the walls...It seems impossible, but deep down we all know we are unique and should be marvelling at the fact we have our own strengths and passions that we should absolutely love!
Watching The Notebook is never a good ideaWhen it's on tv all you see is "The Notebook is on - my fave!" and then of course it ends in "Tissues were definitely needed, why did I watch this". Let's not doubt it's an incredible film but god dammit is it sad (and no I cannot wait until it's next on tv).
Just don't cut your own fringeI have done this two times in my life and I'm sure I'll probably try and get away with it again, but hopefully I'll be reminded not to by this post (fingers crossed). Sometimes this spontaneity comes over us through either browsing on Pinterest or scrolling through Tumblr but then yeah, you cut your fringe in a wild moment of excitement and then oh, you have ruined your life.
Don't have that last shot of tequilaWe've all been there, that dreaded tequila or sourz shot that leaves you with your hands on your knees and sick on your feet screaming "I'll never drink again".
Damn, you've over packed againYou've made it to your hotel room, you open your suitcase and you guessed it; for the whole two weeks you only wear about three outfits. GOOD ONE, and did you use your hair straighteners? Of course not!
Don't dye your hair darker than your natural colourHUGE REGRETS. Anyone who has done this will know it leaves you looking like you are going grey and it is an utter nightmare to try and get back to your natural colour. Oh well, we live and learn right?
Where's the keys?They are never where we left them. Am I right?